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Weed Whacker Wild Grass Witch!

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This is totally serious business to be taken seriously at all times! Original idea! DEW KNOT STEEL or I will use the power of magic to trap you in a cloudy cotton pink and purple wonderland where you will be surrounded by cotton candy and cute kittens and images of bad internet cat memes that are there for because LOGIC!

Anyway...

She is a witch from the grasslands.

They are peaceful rolling hills of wild grasses and wild flowers that, meh, are normal size. But! She comes from a society that is hidden somewhere in it!

Meh, don't worry. She's not small. She just like to fly in the grass. Her job? Cutting down problem weeds and harvesting crops! Oh, and Flower Arrangement! For cute parties where cute fairies do cute things. :3 How does she fly in the grass? Because size is an illusion for her, form isn't. I know that makes no sense, but it's magic, I don't have to explain it!

Oh, and she is a grass sprite. Hence she is a witch in simple green and with a dress decorated in numerous grass and wildflower pieces and cute charms. And has long wild hair that is made of grass. Which she cuts regularly because it keeps growing, and she has a green hat with a black band on it.

Also, she's riding on...a weed whacker. A magic one! Why??? Because she can and it looks cool! Does she need a reason? Also, it's a great tool for her job, of course. Also well as her shears, spades, and other gardening tools.

So what's the conflict!

WEEDS! They're lazy! They're spreading! And they eat little flowers in their path because they hate flowers because they're jealous of all the love flowers get compared to them and they are competing for resources anyway. Admittedly, the weeds are the bad guys while the flowers didn't really care about the conflict one way or the other, but...the weeds just hated being treated as trash by human beings who loved flowers more then them, so...they went over the edge and started to kill flowers. The flowers were defenseless and scared of this and didn't understand why, but our dear grass sprite was returning to town from a flight in the sunlight and the wind with the waves of grass, when she saw all this and was all, "WTF?!?" and decided she wasn't going to stand for it and decided she would fight to protect the flowers from the weeds and stop the conflict!

The weed's leader? She is a thistle fairy that is known simply as Thistle. Of course, she started calling herself The Evil Overlord of Amok Atrocious Weeds. Because...she though it sounded badass and her people agreed. And besides...she kind of had a nervous breakdown due to just wanting to be appreciated by human beings only for them to always hate her for being the ugliest weed ever and the stabber of children's bear feet and the most annoying and ugly thorny abomination in all of creation that was worse then Dandelions, which she got super offended over...and decided, people love those flowers so much and not me?!? I will tear up those flowers and we will eat them and we will take their homes and their stuff and utterly ruin every single on them in the most brutal way possible because I hate them! If I destroy them and take over their garden by force, people will love me and care only about me and what I want! Fuck those flowers! They suck! They're ugly! They're abominations! KILL THEM ALL! Which...Thistle became quite serious about to the point of becoming offended by flowers merely for existing and became kind of axe crazy against them all. Yet believes she's justified because that's how jaded she's become.

So...our dear little witch basically just wants to stop the weeds from hurting everyone and basically just stop Thistle from being a lunatic. Granted...it scares her, but given the seriousness of it, she is determined not to yield to hate or to fear, since she knows that's what Thistle wants, and she's just going to do what she does and fight Thistle's henchmen who are hurting everyone...though will reason with them if she can. And hopefully, and with a lot of hard work and effort, take Thistle down a peg for being such a brat.
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Fire Style FIRE BALL JUSTU!(make hand signs and breath out fire at everywhere)