SYMBOLISM!!! (Totally serious enemies!)

Mental Block

This thing is a block. That's gray. That's course. And...alive?!? You aren't sure how that works, but it is very determined to block your way...and won't let you get by or get in a word edgewise. Well, maybe the first one. The second one, not so much. Because it can't speak. Anyway...it's got way too much defense to just hit it physical blows and it attacks by crushing people underneath it. It seems...Angry? Depressed? Has deep seated issues over it's failures and blames itself for everything? Maybe it has deep seated emotional issues? Idk, just hit it with MAGICK for MASSIVE DAMAGE! Also, it's weak to SMASH damage. Also, it's symbolic, don't question it. It's deep. It's meaningful. Therefore it's good because SYMBOLISM!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!1111!!! Meh, it's just a representation of a sort of block in one's mind that they are struggling with that is a hinderance to anyone doing great things. Though evil ones and pretentious artists often inflict them on others because they think others suck for silly and asinine reasons that they do because GREAT JUSTICE! and therefore must be stopped and endlessly guilt tripped and trolled over it...to death.

Purification rewards: Step-up Stone. Gives you a step up and shows you've overcome. a Mental Block! 10% chance of negating an enemy attack.

Party Clown Troll

This troll is serious business! You can tell because he is not satisfied with anything and is an unkempt yet colorful brutish clown with a very serious expression and is wearing a fedora because he's GANGSTER! Not really. He's just an idiot who likes to yell at everything and often goes back and forth on what he wants to the point one would think, "Does he even remember what he said moments ago" and likes to complain about everything as though he's an expert on it which makes you wonder..."Does he truly have a 140 IQ or did he get that off of a test from the interwebz and thinks it's legit?" Anyway, he is an agent of Folly and is...pretty mean spirited and resorts to insane troll logic as reason. Also, exploding pies and bad internet memes as attacks. Weak to Light, because he doesn't get out much and has no idea how to deal with direct sunlight. Also, it turns him to stone.

Purification rewards: Actually Stylish Fedora. Is a fedora that is actually of high quality and is...just a hat. Looks way better with a matching outfit. 30% chance of inflicting Fury on an enemy.

Trigger-Happy Living Gun

It's way too violent and is the sort to, how you say, shoot first and ask questions later? It's pretty paranoid and pretty full of fear and it seems that if it doesn't like anything for whatever reason, a flaw in it's mechanics will cause it to pull it's trigger by accident? Or maybe it's intentional? Or maybe it has a screw loose? Anyway, it will shoot you. Too bad it sucks at shooting and can't shoot good without auto-aim or quikscoping. That and it identifies as liberal and hates guns and is against gun violence. Weird when you are a living gun, huh? Anyway, it will go on a wild firing spree if it gets hit which has a lot of damage potential and can hit several times, yet it seems to miss almost every shot anyway...but once in a while, it gets lucky...and inflicts pretty heavy damage by the power of everyone's favorite RPG mechanic, RNG.

Purification rewards: Peacemaker. A gun that is used in self defense, for self defense, only for self defense. Increases Defense by 50% when HP drops below 50%.

The Incorrigible Gnat Man!

Once a meek, mild mannered gnat, it suddenly gained superpowers by the power of, idk, PLOTZ! And then decided it take to the streets and fight crime! Or at least, every single minor inconvenience that it thought of as a crime, because he is a champion of justice! But, doing to being just a slightly stronger gnat with human like form...it really only succeeds in annoying people. Yet considered this heroic anyway and decided to do so relentlessly! Because making people angry enough to want to hurt you for being a jerk for no reason clearly means you are justified in being a jerk and are a great and noble champion fighting for THE GREAT JUSTICE! Attacks with a bloodsucking bite and balls of filth...that you don't want to know what they are. Because he plays dirty. What? Expected a fair fight?

Purification rewards: No! Brand bug spray! Satisfaction guaranteed to deal with all big bad nasty bugs or your money back! (not really!) Damage to insect class monsters increases by 50%!

Mad Hatter

This guy isn't too bad, isn't too dark, isn't too evil...but...he's not all there, you see. Because of mercury poisoning. Is it due to his work? Maybe. But in doing so, he's tried so hard to dull the pain that he's lost his mind and can't tell what's real and what's not and what's up and what's down and...he's kind of gone a bit psychotic over it. Not his fault. The poor man works so hard, gets so little, and is going down into madness...and it doesn't help that evil fairies like to troll him and play mind games with him. Needless to say, he's a bit on edge. He's mad as a hatter. He's a hatter gone mad. He's the mad hatter. Or, you know, just a madman who may be just playing the role because evil fairies and his mercury poisoning mad him think so. Attacks with mercury laced tea and bread and butter throwing stars that are moldy and stale...since evil fairies don't care about people's health, you see, since they're too busy being pretentious twats with MAGICK because they have better things to do and don't have no time for people's problems. Weak to...nothing. But immune to poison. Or is he? For battle purposes, yes. For story? Nope.

Purification reward: Green Tea. Herbal tea that is great to calm your nerves and relieve your problems. Restores HP and MP by 10% each turn.

Psycho-manic Pixie Grill

She is the ultimate dream girl! Never mind for how beautiful and cute and so very sexy she looks like out of a fantasy hentai, she has no idea how to do anything, tends to be shift from being too overbearing and too flighty and too overly passionate on the drop of a nose, and...pretty much hates being told what to do and is kind of really manipulative and tend to get people in trouble under false charges if offended and steal their money if they get bored. They LOVE idiot bad boys and desperate losers since they are people who are easily beguiled by them. Because they're fun. Until it gets bored of them and decides to hurt them and betray them. Then she laughs in their face as they suffer and are ruined and moves on to someone else as though nothing is wrong. Though she denies this and seems pretty reasonable when convenient...and will then place a love spell on you as she strips you and robs you and leaves you in an ally in a stupor by mind altering magic. They say she was once a girl that dreamed of meeting a prince charming, but a series of bad relationships that went south very quickly left her emotionally damaged...and kind of nuts as a result. Either that, or it's a story she claims for herself for sympathy to con people, as she's a professional con artist and knows people are stupid enough to believe such a thing because sympathy is a useful tool to manipulate people. Attacks with knives (with bloody violent FX!) and confusion/charm magic arts. Still, she's totally the best grill because she's that sexy! Ship her with your OC like FEDEX! After all, it's always a good idea to trust her and hope she can change because FRIENDSHIP! Weak to Dark, since real darkness ain't no friend of her and has no time nor patience for her nonsense. Also is weak to physical blows, but if you did that, that would be cruel, so...there's a chance you will get countered with a pretty nasty magic attack that will charm you and inflict confusion, blind, and poison.

Purification reward: Love-Love Dreamy Pixie Dust. Highly tested dream powder that can beautiful anything, though only inside and not outside. 30% chance of charming a target when attacking or being attacked.

Magical Peacock Girl

This magical girl mostly became a heroine because...she wanted glory for herself and wanted to show off how awesome and amazing she is. And...seems to think she's an invincible heroine that can never ever lose and cannot be beaten. Little does she know that...she, being a proud girl that was showing off and bragging about how great she was and started to fight just the wrong people...the wrong people decided instead of going after her directly, they would instead send their most incompetent agents to endlessly harass and annoy her that keep coming back time and time again. Because the villains figured it was a good way to convince the girl that she was greater then she really is and a good way to keep her out of their hair and keep their worst agents that suck at their job actually useful by telling them to pretend to be the head guys and supporting them from the shadows to do so. She always beats them of course and never questions it, but believes the world is safe thanks to her. And due to this, has a giant ego and thinks everyone else sucks including you. She fights with a combination of mirrors and light energy blasts and mirages. She is a vain, vain conceited thing who resists light, because reason and truth are beyond her sight, yet is weak to wind, because, idk, she gets blown about easily for being so full of hot air. Also, it unbalances her wings. She is also weak to any physical class of attack...since mirrors are like vain people and can't handle any sort of pain.

Purification reward: Revealing Mirror. A mirror that shows what one needs, not what one wants. Immunity to blind.

Bobble Hammer-head

This weird creature appears to be a like a bobble head doll when dormant. Yet...it hates anyone who invades it's space and perceives anyone who tries to go near it or get in what it considers it's land and it's domain to be the worst thing ever that is out to hurt them and it will throw it's head on a spring loaded neck to hit with a massive head of hard iron. Weird that it's flesh and bone right? Well, it's skull makes up most of it's head and is over 7000 times more dense then a normal human skull. Combine that with a spring loaded neck with retractable and solid bones that can expand and shrink at will rapidly, and it's pretty dangerous at long range despite it's slow speed. And...it never listens nor understands, because it's too full of itself and always lashes out because everyone else who says no or tells it it is wrong is automatically the bad guy and gets their ribs smashed by it's hard head...as it smiles about how validated it is for bringing down an enemy agent of it's nation and keeping it safe from what it sees as intruders and thieves and criminals. You know, jingoism! It is resistant to earth and physical attacks, but weak to dark and wind. Why? Idk, because reasons!

Purification reward: Bobble head hero doll. A bobble head of a true icon of heroism who did great deeds and brought joy to others. Raises attack when the user takes damage by 1 stage.

Battle Knight Horseman!

This being has the helm of an oversized black knight chess piece and wears bloodstained armor with a red sash and has a bright terrible blade with a lot of bloodstains on it, and carries a whole bunch of back-up weapons, and has the lower body of a horse. It's...pretty violent and pretty unpredictable. Some say it was a once innocent centaur that was conscripted into a battle by his nation against the invaded forces from "The Land on the Other Side!" Of course, since it hated the people on The Land on the Other Side, it got geared up for battle and went out to fight them. He is also someone who gets a little crazy who angered in even the most minor way over anything it finds stupid or on the side of it's enemies and won't hesitate to trample and attack it as the worst thing ever. Attacks with swords, axes, and maces-which it attacks with all at once! Not because it's good at fighting like this, but because it looks badass. Still...the war is kind of over now in reality, yet it still fights on anyway...even though it's been over for over 9000 years. In truth, he mostly trained and avoided fighting when fighting was going on, and when it did happen, he was kind of a coward and ran and only attacked targets a lot weaker then him but brags about being a badass anyway. It is resistant to wind and fire, but weak to ice and water. And blocks dark. For what reason? Wind and fire are battle, ice is chill and water is peace...or a flood. Idk. And it's set on dark things anyway so you can't do more damage to him with it. In other words, a bunch of pretentious garbage as to why. Uses three hit combos to strike for physical blows for 3 hits on random targets for an attack with a force of important impact per hit.

Purification reward: Noble Black Knight Piece. Allows for the user of a weapon in each hand, but at the cost of a shield. But who needs shields because double attack with TWO weapons for any physical attack!

Toadie

Meh, useless henchmen like an ugly toad man who are yes men and who pretty much follow those with the most strength and power because, idk, they admire then somehow? Or perhaps fear them? Or think they are a good way to get what they want out of life? They...don't really have much in the name of original ideas or their own opinions these days, but...meh, they are loyal to a fault. It's likely that the people they're working for gave a big huge speech about friendship to make them a part of their units and convinced them through that friendship to basically be henchmen and fight those who wanted to ruin it and to protect their boss who might of convinced them they had high ideals and were oppressed or misunderstood...but really, Toadies make good guards, but they tend to be straight arrows to a fault who agree with anything without questioning it because why would they question their friends or their goals and not support them when...it's really all they have to go on and is like their religion? It is weak to light and lightning, yet resists water and dark. Also is immune to poison. Attacks by shooting random insults that poison and sucker punching to get in some free damage if an enemy is about to attack...because if it goes down, it goes down swinging. A noble amount of courage...for the wrong reason. Such is the bad side of loyalty.

Purification reward: Essence of Friendship. This is the real power of actual friendship that was concentrated from the friendship of two very loyal friends who often butted heads, but came together to agree to do great things and had their ups and downs. Seemingly useless at first, but gets +1 in every stat for each Purification reward on has obtained...even if it's an extra one of the same one that isn't needed.     `